Let's start a revolution

1. It’s only premarital sex if you end up getting married
2. At one point I was the youngest person in the world.
3. I have traveled here from the year 1990 it just took me a while. 
4. Life is sexually transmitted and always fatal
5. Love comes from the brain - boners come from the heart.
6. If you put your ear on to a strangers leg you can actually hear him/her saying “What the fuck are you doing?”
7. 100% of people struck by lightning die.
8. Today I’m the oldest I’ve ever been and the youngest I’ll ever be.
9. Studies show that if your grandmother had children, you are more likely to have children.